Wednesday, February 3, 2010

A Romulan plot? A ploy to start a war?

Hi, I'm Sue. I have a blue snuggie, and when I wear it, I like to pretend that I'm a wizard, and I am an Anomaly.

I, like many others, have been annoyed by current trend of "split seasons" for many genre shows. It seemed to start (although I could very well be wrong about this) with SciFi/Syfy with Farscape and the Stargate franchise. But wherever and whenever it started, it spread. Not only has this type of schedule become the norm of SyFy (Stargate Universe, Battlstar Galactica), it's spread to network television (Flash Forward, Glee, V).

The mid-season hiatus is annoying. I don't think anyone here would argue that point. But I never really understood where the networks were coming from with this plan. I'd think you stand more a chance to lose viewers if you make them wait four months for new content. And in general, people don't do things in the winter months. Sportsfans only have football and hockey. In the spring, people get busy again. They go out, they make plans, etc. There's basketball and baseball, both of which have a lot more games in their seasons than the winter sports. So, the general viewing public would have more conflicts with a show's airing scheduling in March and April, than they would in January and February, right? That's why I don't really get it. And I can't be the only one wondering what to do after Jeopardy ends because nothing is on TV - except Law & Order, of course.

Aside: If anyone knows what the networks' real reasoning behind this type of scheduling in, please let me know. I'll insert it here. I just can't figure it out, and I really would love to know. It could make good business sense for other reasons, I suppose.

But it is what it is, so... fine, whatever. We deal with it. We Hulu, and TiVo, and DVR, and whatever else, so that we can have lives and be geeks. I bet someone, somewhere, is still setting a timer on a VCR.

However, there's a new layer to this that really disturbs me. By new, I means that it's something that I hadn't really noticed before now. That phenomenon? Half-season DVD releases. I first saw this when I was trying to add Battlestar Galactica to my Netflix queue. I didn't really understand how the seasons were numbered and what was going on. Jen explained it to me (thank you, Jen!). I thought this would be something isolated, BSG-specific, because the seasons were so strange, and the hiatuses weren't on any regular or schedule, etc, etc.

And then, today, I was trying to figure out when we'd see new episodes of Stargate Universe this spring, and wound up on the SGU page on SyFy.com. There, I saw an ad informing me at Season 1.0 was being released to DVD next week... before the full season has even finished airing! And the MSRP? $49.98. For 10 episodes. What!? Does that mean that fans are expected to pay nearly $100 for a full season of Stargate Universe? This was only the second time I've seen DVDs released this way - maybe it's more common that I think - but it shouldn't be. Because that's insane. Insane! And it makes me feel like the trend in split-season scheduling is really just a ploy to get us to spend twice the money for the same content.

Let's be honest - in general (yes, that's always a dangerous phrase), sci-fi and fantasy fans tend to be smarter than average, and pretty well-educated. That leads to gainful employment, and disposable income. If SyFy continues to release television seasons in this manner, it seems to me that they're just taking advantage of their fan base and they money that said fans have to spend. Greedy.

I don't know why I'm so worked up about this. But, I don't think that I'm overreacting. If the plan really is to get $100 per 20 episodes, I know I'm not overreacting.

Sue
Anomaly Staff Writer
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Anomaly Honored With An Award

Anomaly was voted "Best Panel Of Show Hosts" by the Star Wars Fanworks community. This is the second consecutive year we were given this award and we are VERY excited and extremely appreciative of the honor. Thank you so much to everyone who voted for us.

BTW, we share this award with Star Wars Action News, who tied Anomaly for this title. Congrats to Arnie and Marjorie as well!

We were also nominated for the "Best Fanworks Community-Based Radio Show" and were the Runner-Up.

Here's a link to the award show:
http://www.nolinecinemas.com/FAAA2010.mp3



Monday, February 1, 2010

A Deconstruction of Dollhouse, Part II

My name is KC, and a relaxing evening to me includes a cup of hot green tea and analyzing the metaphors of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And I am an Anomaly.

Hey there, guys! Sorry it's been so long since I've posted. Life has been keeping me on my toes. Anyway, I thought I'd continue a little spoof I did a few months back called "A Deconstruction of Dollhouse." I originally thought I was going to conclude everything in the second half, but after writing it, I discovered that I would much prefer to write it in three parts.

This part of DoD is more focused on spoofing the behind the scenes stuff, but there is a summary of spoilers within the first third of this post. So to be on the safe side, I'm marking this post with a spoiler warning.

I hope you enjoy. :)

EDIT: Just wanted to add a tiny disclaimer. I'm not really picking sides when it comes to the whole Dollhouse issue with any edition of DoD. I'm not out to make a statement about the politics of television and film or what went wrong with Dollhouse. This is purely for humor purposes because the whole behind the scenes stories and rumors are more funny to me than the actual show. But that's just me. :P

Previously on A Deconstruction of Dollhouse

FOX: Welcome back to the network, Joss. I hope you still aren't bitter about the whole Firefly thing.

***

JOSS: Did you see the Dollhouse pilot we shot?

FOX: Yeeeeeah, about that, we want you to re-write and re-shoot that.

JOSS: Wait, what?

FOX: And this whole arc thing? Not sure that the general audience is going to get it. We need more of a "case of the week" thing.

***

(For the next five episodes we see the following: Echo goes on a task, gets wiped. Topher quips. Boyd shows fatherly concern for Echo. Det. Helo scowls and looks sexy as he investigates the Dollhouse. Adelle shows no emotion and we get occasional looks at creepy-killer-male-doll ALPHA that show him as a threat, but will remain a mystery until the end of season one. Rinse repeat.)

JOSS: Can I have more of an arc now?

FOX: Hmmm... eh, we're probably going to cancel you anyway. Go right ahead.

JOSS: Awesome! Come, Tim Minear, let us away!

(Joss and TIM MINEAR run off faux superhero style. Ad-libbed "whoosh-ing" sounds come from them both.)


(Montage of the last six episodes of Season One, featuring cute MELLIE killing some jerk in sleeper Doll mode, DOMINIC REED getting sent to the Attic, ADELLE and TOPHER acting like their high, VICTOR and SIERRA continuing their cuteness, the reveal of ALAN TUDYK as ALPHA, ALPHA macking on ECHO, DET. HELO shocking TOPHER with a taser, ECHO developing a consciousness, and lots, lots more awesomeness. Not in that order, but still. Awesome. FOX EXEC interrupts.)

FOX: What the heck is this?

JOSS: What?

FOX: THIS! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!

JOSS: It's an arc... you know, like Lost has.

FOX: Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no! And who the heck are they?

(Handheld camera PANS to CAST OF EPITAPH ONE, wearing futuristic garb. FELICIA DAY smiles sheepishly and waves.)

JOSS: That's episode thirteen.

FOX: We told you, it's episode fourteen. The pilot was episode one.

JOSS: Which you made me rewrite.

FOX: Silence! (Looks at EPITAPH ONE CAST.) You lot! Get thee back to the DVD that you were banished to!

(EPITAPH ONE CAST disappears in a puff of pink, sparkly smoke.)

JOSS: Hey! That's not cool! That was our most awesome episode!

FOX: Not cool? I'll tell you what isn't cool! Look at how low your numbers are! It's obvious that you're confusing people with this inter-connected story stuff!

JOSS: No, I'm pretty sure that's the lack of publicity that you've been giving us.

FOX: Nuh-uh!

JOSS: Um, yeah-huh.

(CUT to CAST OF DOLLHOUSE standing in the corner.)

TAHMOH PENIKETT: We never had to deal with this on BSG.

ELIZA DUSHKU: What's it like to work with a network that has faith in you?... Ha! Faith! Get it? 'Cause I was Faith? Y'know, on "Buffy?" Tee hee... I'm funny...

TAHMOH PENIKETT: ?

ELIZA DUSHKU: I'm one of the producers. Laugh if you want to keep your job.

TAHMOH PENIKETT: ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!... (He smiles awkwardly.)

ALAN TUDYK: Yeah, I think we're getting canceled.

TAHMOH: Please, it's not that bad. Besides, what do you know? You're on this show AND "V." Maybe you're getting your jobs mixed up.

ALAN TUDYK: Dude, I was on Firefly. Joss Whedon shows always get canceled.

TAHMOH PENIKETT: I'll bet you $100 that it doesn't.

ALAN TUDYK: You're on, big, broad and squinty.

ELIZA DUSHKU: I'll get in on that too.

ALAN TUDYK: Fine. Anyone else?

(CUT to FOX and JOSS, still arguing.)

FOX: We show all of our shows the same amount of attention!

JOSS: Oh really?

FOX: Yeah, really!

JOSS: Explain Glee.

FOX: ... your show is canceled.

JOSS: What? But--

FOX: CANCELED!

(CUT to ALAN TUDYK in the corner receiving money from TAHMOH PENIKETT, ELIZA DUSHKU, FRAN KRANZ, OLIVIA WILLIAMS, and numerous actors and writers of the DOLLHOUSE CREW. TIM MINEAR laughs.)

JOSS: You know what? Fine. Nothing new to me. I'll just finish up with some episodes that are absolutely MIND-BLOWING!)

(JOSS leaves FOX'S office.)

FOX: Pfft! Fine! See if I care.

(Long silence.)

FOX (sings): Don't stop... be-liev-ing... hold on to that fe-ee-ee-li-i-in'...

To Be Concluded...

Stay tuned for A Deconstruction of Dollhouse: Epitaph Done.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Anomaly of The Game

Angela and I reviewed...no, scratch that. We lampooned the Star Trek The Next Generation, season five episode, entitled: "The Game". This podcast installment marks the first in a new Anomaly series that we're calling: "The Worst Of Trek". Now, before you get all 'defensive' about Star Trek and what it means to you, hear us out. We believe it's healthy as Trekkies to acknowledge the fact that, along with the very good episodes, there were some real stink bombs. The Game was one of those bombs. It's okay...admitting it won't make you a bad fan. Say it with us..."this Trek episode was WEIRD." There you go. I knew you could do it!

Originally, Angela and I thought we were going to label this Anomaly episode "explicit" because of the innuendos involved, but after listening to the finished product, we decided it really was a PG-13 episode as opposed to our usual PG rating. Shoot, it can't be too explicit with little Russ stealing the show every few minutes. :D

Also, yesterday marked our show's 2nd and 3rd podcast anniversary. That's two years in the iTunes store and three years of existence outside the store. We're not sure if we'll be producing an anniversary episode this year...it may pop up...it may not, BUT it would be AWESOME if you would send your congrats in the form of iTunes ratings/reviews. Hint, hint. Nudge, nudge...know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no MORE!

Oh, since I'm quoting Monty Python (Okay so it's probably not a direct quote), I should mention that Angela and I will be recording a joint podcast, on Monty Python and the Holy Grail, with Meds and Kell from Waffle On in February. We would LOVE it if you could record and send mp3s of yourself quoting your favorite lines from The Holy Grail. You can also call our google voice mail line and send them in that way. Easy Peasy. Just click on the widget to the right of this blog post. You know...the widget with the telephone on it that says Call Me? Yeah...that's right...that's the one. Click it and call. Pllllleeeeeeeaaaaase?

Lastly, were' still waiting for people to send in their entries for our contest (the first we've EVER done). If we like your submission, the prize will be your very own"Stargazer" CD, by Rick Moyer. We're asking for geeky band names...that's original ones that you've made up. For instance, I named my band on Rock Band (the 360 game) "Scum and Villainy". When the game warned against such a name (saying it may be blocked from XBOX LIVE for being explicit) I opted for "Retched Hive", which was accepted with no problems. Go figure. Anyway, send your entries and your feedback about this, and our 35 other episodes, to girlygeekz@gmail.com. That's girly geekz with a "z" at gmail.com. While you're at it, swing over to our forum and join up!

Thanks to everyone who sent in email and voice mail last month. We always appreciate those. Please keep them coming. And, if you can manage the time, please leave a comment here that pertains to the episode mentioned in these show notes. :D

Alright...that's enough for now.

Peace out!

Jen
Co-host of Anomaly
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Promos Played:
Rick Moyer's Stargazer album promo
EU Cantina
Take Him With You
Appy Times
Knights Of The Guild
Waffle On
Here Goes Nothing

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Anomaly of a Stargazer

This is a special Anomaly interview I recorded over Skype with my friend, Rick Moyer. Though we've never met in person, Rick and I have known each other for about three years and over that time we've become very good friends. I decided to treat the interview like a discussion between buddies, so there were times when we got a little off topic and joked around a bit...but I think it came together well.

In this episode, we discussed Rick's new CD, "Stargazer", which you can find on his web site, iTunes, CD Baby and Amazon. We also chatted about his parody music, audio dramas and his podcast "Take Him With You", which attempts to encourage its listeners during these tough times. Rick has a unique perspective on life and I find him to be an inspiring individual. I hope you enjoy this interview and will find the time to check out his podcast and download his music. Let me know if you decide to do so!

I'd love to hear your thoughts on this episode, please email us at girlygeekz@gmail.com or call our voice mail line by using the widget on the right side of this blog. Let us know your thoughts. And, if you have the time, drop Rick an email and tell him you heard about him on Anomaly!

If you're "antipodcast subscriptions" for some silly reason, or if you just want to hear the show before you subscribe, you can stream our shows online here :)


Jen
Co-host of Anomaly
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Promos Played:
Rick Moyer's Stargazer album promo
EU Cantina
Take Him With You
Appy Times
Knights Of The Guild
Waffle On
Here Goes Nothing

Friday, January 8, 2010

Dude, Where's My Jet Pack?

Hi, I'm Sue. Everyone knows that hoverboards don't work on water, and I am an Anomaly.

Wow, it's 2010. Whether you think "two thousand ten" or "twenty ten" sounds more science-fictiony, there were a time when all of us thought of 2010 as "the distant future." And for the past few weeks, everywhere I go, I keep reading and hearing complaints about all the stuff that we're "supposed" to have in 2010. Flying cars, jet packs, communicators, hyposprays, etc. Yes, those things would be cool, but let's take a step back. We live during an time of amazing technological advancement. I know that sounds ridiculous, but seriously, we do! Check it out - here are just a few brief examples how technology has changed over the past 30(ish) years, leading to things we take for granted every day (or, at least, I know I do).

Portable Music: The Sony Walkman TPS-L2 first went on sale to the public in Japan on July 1, 1979. The Discman D-50 came along 5 years later in 1984 (CD players in general were released to the public two years prior), but ESP - electronic skip protection - wasn't introduced until 1993, nine years later! The minidisc hit the market in 1992. I have a few friends that used them, and still do, for intricate audio mixing, but they didn't seem to really catch on in terms of general use, at least in my experience. And then, in 2001, the 5G iPod was unveiled. Today, iPods come with up to 160G of storage space, touch screens, the ability to run applications and play video, take photos... the newest Nano even shoots video. And if you have an iPhone, well....

Cell Phones: Zack Morris is the first personality I can remember that wouldn't be caught dead without his cell phone. The "Zack Morris Phone", or Motorola DynaTAC 8000X - that enormous, grey, brick-sized phone - was the first cellular phone to gain FCC acceptance. When? 1983. Twenty-seven years and four generations of networks later, and we have iPhones (see above), Blackberrys, Droids, and so on. You can text your BFF, update your Facebook and Twitter status with anachronistic slang, listen to your mp3s of Zack Attack, surf the web for an episode guide, get turn-by-turn GPS directions to The Max, and even watch Saved By The Bell on your phone - probably all at the same time. Oh, you can make phone calls, too.

Television: In 1980, 16 million US households were cable subscribers, and there were 28 networks. In 1984, the cable TV industry was deregulated and over $15 billion was spent on expanding cable wiring over the next 8 years. By 1989, there were 79 national networks, 139 in 1995, and 171 in 1998. We were launched into the digital age around 2003, and suddenly there were huge leaps forward high-definition programming, video-on-demand, digital video records... By the end of 2005, it was reported that 27.6 million households were digital cable subscribers, and I'm not sure we can get a solid count on the number of networks - there seem to be more every day. But I do know that I have 5 different ESPNs, and that's awesome! So, that's television the medium, what about television sets? Not too much mystery there - big old tubes, to flat screens, to flat panel HDTVs... and now LG has introduced a 47 inch display that's only 5.9mm thick and weights 16.1 pounds (that's less than my cat).

And, finally, computers & the internet: The Commodore
64 was introduced in January 1982, with a 16-color display and 64kB of RAM (What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?). That doesn't even compare to the first iPod. Data storage has gone from 8-inch floppy disks to 5-1/4 and 3-1/2 inch floppies, to zip drives, to CD-ROM, to flash drives. Something the size of your thumbnail can hold more data than that we ever thought we'd need back in the '80s. And then there's teh interwebs. Sure, the internet is generally accepted to have begun in 1969, but didn't gain a public face until the early '90s, and the big usage boom came in the mid-'90s (AOL 3.0 was released in June 1996). Now, it's estimated that the "population of internet users" is over 1.67 billion. Just think about that for a minute. 1.67 billion.

But the really wonderful thing about the internet is amazing power it's brought to the common person! We can check prices from stores around the world, making sure we get the best buy. We can read newspapers and watch television programs. But, in my opinion, the best thing the internet has given us is right here. The ability to create communities, make friends all over the world, express ourselves, and share our creativity. Anyone can make a podcast. Anyone can write a blog. Anyone can get creative and share something they've made. You can design a logo, upload it to cafepress.com, and have a shirt (or tons of other stuff) in a week or so. You can write a book and not worry about finding a publisher, try lulu.com - they print on demand! You can create music and get it on iTunes. We can do so much online that wasn't even possible 5 years ago, let alone 30 years ago.

So, you know what? Go ahead and complain about your lack of a jet pack. Get out your phone, put on some tunes, log onto the internet, and blog and tweet about how disappointed you are with the state of technology in 2010. Or take a step back and look at how far we've come. Sure, the things I've mentioned are pretty small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, but there's so much more - I mean, researchers are testing an AIDS vaccine! So, yeah, I'm pretty happy with where we stand. In fact, I love living in the future. But I won't dismiss Hollywood's predictions entirely - in 2015, I'm putting money on the Cubbies to win the World Series (Thank you, Marty McFly).


Sue
Anomaly Staff Writer
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

YouTube is Awesome

Hi! I'm Sue, I can't think of anything to type here, and I am an Anomaly.

The internet is an amazing place. It all starts with one link that someone sends you, and suddenly you're on a quest to discover all kinds of new things, and then the next think you know, it's 3am. A few months ago, after one of these discovery adventures, I found Moosebutter, a geeky a capella group that does both parodies and original stuff. And today I'd like to share some videos that they and others have made to accompany some of their nerdtastic music. Enjoy!

Harry Potter


Psycho: The Musical


Star Wars (John Williams Is The Man)


Sue
Anomaly Staff Writer
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